Guaranteed to make your child better than all the other kids (at least in your imagination), How to Raise a Billionaire Genius by D. Hornby and Sean Campbell takes you from conception to Molding your child to be exactly what you want them to be.
Want them to be an Astronaut? No problem!
How about a Best Selling Author? A Vampire? You got it!
Stephen Colbert? The President? What about the Pope? They got it covered.
D. Hornby is so dedicated to molding children that he had two beautiful twins of his own. He lives on a small island in British Columbia and laughs at people with plumbing and store bought clothes. Sean Campbell is childless, so therefore his molding skills are innate. He lives in Vancouver, and once tried to learn how to play the now dusty piano in his house. It mocks him daily. They both write for PseudoExperts.com.
How to Raise a Billionaire Genius is genuinely hilarious. I picked it up and then could barely make it through the first few pages without feeling as if I was going to cry from laughing so hard. I could barely explain it to my sister without giggling incoherent sentences. It is one of those absurdly amusing books that you can’t help bringing out every time a friend comes over, musing over what you can make your next child should you conceive them correctly.
It walks you through conception, tips on diet, education, toys, how they should dress and even offers names! Such as, for a Conqueror, you could name them Beiber Khan!
This is a great gift for new parents and honestly, just parents in general. I’m not having any more kids, but I love this book regardless. If you want a book that is sure to start some amusing conversations when you have guests over, this is the one you want on your coffee table!
You can pick up this incredibly fun tongue-in-cheek book for $11.78 on Amazon.
