“Crazy Things Parents Text is a collection of the best all-new, user-submitted parent texts from the web’s #1 parent texting website, CrazyThingsParentsText. Along with much hilarity, in the book you?ll find very important information on:
- The Seven Phases of Textual Maturity: Parents start typing IN ALL CAPS and end up out-texting their kids
- Text Translations: Made up on the spot or common knowledge, parents are abbreviating the heck out of their texts when they LMAO or ask you to UTD (unload the dishwasher)
- No texting in the house: Why walk up the stairs or even shout from the other room when you could just send a text?
- Insexts: Oh no, my parents don?t do THAT! How kids discovered their parents have (gasp!) a sex life”
I thought this book was funny. Please keep in mind it is not PG….there is a lot of “smut” and other words that are not appropriate for kids. For adults…..too funny. It would make a perfect gift. I know a few people I could give it too! I will share with you some of my favorite (clean ones):
Me: Mom I have to go ttyl
Mom: No! Wait, what does TTYL mean?
Me: Talk To You Later
Mom: No! If you stop texting now without telling me what it means you’re in big trouble!
Me: I was offered a job!
Dad: Accept it before they discover their mistake.
Mom: im just saying explore your options but explore quickly cause time is of the essence. i feel like wise dahlia lama or something
Me: you are so wise mother
Mom: just call me dahlia mama
This book is something you can’t put down once you start reading it and it will have you LOL and ROFL! Do you have any funny texting stories? I have one from my under-aged nephew (who shall remain nameless!)….
Nephew: have you tried cherry wine?
Me: No, where did you get it?
Nephew: the store
Me: OMG – need to talk ASAP, {name} is drinking wine
Sister: yes, cheer wine from UNC – like Syracuse Orange
Me: OMG
Connect! Check out the author’s (Stephen and Wayne Miltz) website. They draw 8 million views a month, and is averaging well over 50,000 visitors per day! You can submit your “crazy text messages” while you are there! Like (and follow) them on Facebook.
Buy It! You can purchase Crazy Things Parents Text at Amazon for $8.43.
Please leave a comment sharing some (or one) of your crazy text messages!
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